1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,480 Hi, Mac. 2 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:06,020 Sit up, Mac. 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,680 Can't get one past you, huh, sir? 4 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:09,340 What you doing, Dan? 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,660 Oh, just putting it out on one of those computer bulletin boards. 6 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:15,700 Need help with divorce or landlord disputes? 7 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,060 Like to party with paper mache? 8 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,960 Call this number and ask for Rinaldo. 9 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:26,080 I'm just trying to give a little free legal advice. Forgive me for caring. 10 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:30,520 Well, these legal advice seekers happen to be wanton, sex -crazed women, Dan? 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,900 Well, if they aren't, Rinaldo's going to be very disappointed. 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,500 Hey, what the hell are you doing on my computer? 13 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:38,780 Mac, relax. 14 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:41,580 No, no, I was doing a paper for my creative writing class. 15 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:43,380 Hey. 16 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,380 Where's my file? You novices are all the same. Where's my file? Where's my file? 17 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,340 Uh -oh. 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,320 Hey, it's got to be in here somewhere. 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,040 What's the name of the file, Mac? Huh? 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,020 Look, never mind. I'll find it myself. 21 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:06,160 No, this is important. It's for your college class. What's the name of the 22 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,500 My dog, Sparky. 23 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,600 Sparky? 24 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,900 You heard me. 25 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,380 Sparky. Sparky, yeah, yeah. That's with a Y, isn't it? 26 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,580 Okay, I, uh... Oh, I think I see the problem. 27 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,320 What? It's gone. 28 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:25,080 You can't find it? 29 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,600 Nope. Dan must have lost it in the system. 30 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,940 Oh, boy, I'd like to help. Session's about to start, though. I'd better 31 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:39,280 Dan, you have destroyed five hours of typing by a very strong man who hasn't 32 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,280 slept in three days. 33 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,500 Now you're going to help me find that file, aren't you? 34 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,200 Oh, what the hell, why not? 35 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,940 Don't worry, Mac. Your file's still in here somewhere. It just got sent to 36 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,240 another directory in the system. 37 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:40,540 Harry, it's got my name on it. I don't want the guys down in Homicide reading 38 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,680 about Sparky. 39 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,780 Listen, this course of yours, you and your classmates have nap time. 40 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,500 Look, it's a college course, and we were assigned to write a paper from a 41 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,760 child's point of view. 42 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:56,800 I found it. Yes, all right, Harry, you magnificent computer nerd, you. All 43 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,140 right, hey, you saved me. 44 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,770 Well... When you want a job done right, you go to a master. 45 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,010 Okay. 46 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:05,190 Let's print this baby up. 47 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,130 Once upon a time. 48 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,350 Harry, I know it was longer than this. 49 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:22,330 Mac, it's a big deal. You write another paper. Once upon a time, my dog ran 50 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:25,130 away, hit by a semi -puppy pancake, so I cried the end. 51 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:28,930 Can I talk to you, Anna? 52 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,730 Sure, Art. You've got to make it quick, though. 53 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,830 Well, it's an important matter of a very personal nature. 54 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:38,190 Keep the drill in the toolbox and buy some Q -tips. 55 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:43,290 Okay, Art. Come on. We can talk in my office. No, Harry. Don't leave me. 56 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,230 Mac, I got you started. Go ahead. Come on. Have fun. 57 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:49,790 Oh, yeah. You bet we will. A couple of guys huddled around a computer. 58 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,290 Oh, I'm having fun already. 59 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:53,810 Whee! 60 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:57,638 Okay, Art. 61 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,519 Lay it on me. 62 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,540 What's your problem? 63 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,740 It's about my lodge, Your Honor. You see, our annual buffalo banquet is 64 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:07,740 up. Don't tell me it's their bison -tenio. 65 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,940 So, your problem has something to do with the banquet. 66 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:17,920 Yeah, you see, everybody else is bringing their significant others. And, 67 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,980 I'm a single guy and... You're having trouble finding a date. 68 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,260 How did you guess? 69 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:25,060 Vibes. Simpatico. 70 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,850 Amazingly obvious. Call it what you will. 71 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:29,790 So, what can I do for you, Art? 72 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:34,130 Well, you see, sir, I'm coming to you because there are very few guys around 73 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:38,510 who've had the experience with ladies that you've had. Oh, Art, I haven't been 74 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,510 that successful. 75 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,230 That's what I'm talking about. 76 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:42,630 You know all about rejection. 77 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,790 Thanks for noticing. 78 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:49,490 You know, just one time, Irana. I would love to take another woman to this 79 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,730 affair other than my mother. 80 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,210 Hey, not that Mom's not a good time or anything. 81 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,020 I mean, the guys down at the lodge, they still get a charge out of her when she 82 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,520 pulls a bottom lip over her nose. 83 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,540 So, you're thinking about dating outside the family. 84 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,420 It's a bold move, Hart. 85 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,000 Well, you know, it's not that easy to find girls, Your Honor. And let's face 86 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,600 I ain't no Bert Convey. 87 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,500 Well, but then who is, really? 88 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,060 Amen. 89 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,480 You know, I don't know what it is, Your Honor. I just can't talk to the babes. 90 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,440 Well, you know, the trick there, Art, is you gotta find something to talk about 91 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,500 that you have in common. 92 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,120 You mean like plumbing? 93 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,340 I'd save any discussion of snaking out drains until the second date. Let me 94 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,380 write something to start, sir. 95 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:36,040 And you might want to pay more attention to your appearance. 96 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,200 Really? In what respect? 97 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,540 Lose the hat. 98 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,620 Wash hair. 99 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,100 Good start. 100 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,520 Gee, sir, I just hope she's worth all this trouble. 101 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:54,320 Look, look, look, look, I can fix this for you. The same thing happened to me 102 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,139 college, right? 103 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:59,260 All I had to do was go to my teacher's house, pour some champagne, and put on a 104 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,260 Streisand record. 105 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:01,700 Dan, Mrs. 106 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,120 Steinem is 72 years old. 107 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,440 Okay, milk of magnesia and Montevani. 108 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,520 Hey, Matt, there's something wrong with these bail reports. 109 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:17,560 After his arraignment, Mr. Minkoff was sentenced to jump in my lap and lick my 110 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,480 face until I gave him a doggy treat. 111 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,500 That's my paper! 112 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:26,180 Dan, whatever you did must have spread my paper through every computer in this 113 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,180 building. 114 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,180 Something wrong with your receipt? 115 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,980 I don't understand all the charges. 116 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,840 Soda, 75 cents, sandwich, 250, and I was haunted by the memory of those big 117 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,780 brown eyes, cold nose, and a pruned Danish. 118 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,670 Hey, hey, Mac, we're still... going to piece this together. 119 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:45,170 Oh, this is humiliating. 120 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:47,469 Hi, guys. 121 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:51,330 Hey, Harry. Oh, oh, oh. What was Art's big personal problem? His shorts riding 122 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,330 up again? 123 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:57,370 No, Art's having a problem with an affair of El Corazon. 124 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,350 Art's having an affair with a wrestler? 125 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,450 No, Bull. He's having trouble with women. 126 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,410 They came to you for advice? 127 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,150 And why not? 128 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:12,550 I've often said you own the opposite sex. 129 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:16,150 I guess he needs a date for some big shindig. 130 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:19,270 Oh, yeah? Where's Arkin to find a troll with no sense of smell? 131 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,330 Dan, you are so shallow. 132 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:26,590 It so happens that women think differently about these things. 133 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:30,030 You take a little more than flash in a nice set of buns. 134 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:31,850 Speak for yourself. 135 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,530 I mean it. 136 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,330 We look deeper than that. 137 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:40,780 And you'd be surprised at the beauty you can find in the most unlikely packages. 138 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:45,180 Christine, would you go to the Buffalo banquet with me tomorrow night? 139 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,640 You were saying? 140 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,560 Art, um, can we discuss this in private? 141 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:54,460 Excuse me. 142 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,520 He shouldn't stare. 143 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,100 What, miss watching a squirm? 144 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,610 What is a Buffalo Banquet? 145 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:10,090 Like this, I should explain. 146 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,870 It's my lodge. We're having a very fancy to -do. 147 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:17,430 And, uh, I was wondering, would you grace my presence with yourself? 148 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,550 Oh. 149 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,370 Well. 150 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:24,390 Gee. 151 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:28,390 I know it's short notice, so you don't have to do anything fancy with your 152 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:29,890 That'll do. 153 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:34,429 Art, this is such a surprise. 154 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,590 But I'm sorry, I can't. 155 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,210 Oh. 156 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:43,070 No, it's, uh, I have to work tomorrow night. 157 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,290 Well, I just thought I'd ask. 158 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:46,870 Thanks for not cringing. 159 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:55,810 All right, I know what you're thinking. 160 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,770 Hey, you had a good reason for not going. 161 00:08:58,990 --> 00:08:59,669 I did. 162 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,250 After all, your job comes first. 163 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:02,510 Yes, it does. 164 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,580 And it's not as if he hasn't heard the word no before. 165 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,340 Oh, sure, sure. 166 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:14,980 Besides, he can always go with his mom, like he's done every other year. 167 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:20,620 Oh, come on. I'm sure he's asked out other girls before. 168 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,220 Oh, he's asked, but they've always found some reason not to go. 169 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,480 But that's not really your problem, is it? 170 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,860 Look, they turned down the Woolrich Hotel. 171 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,460 No kidding. I stayed there once. Did you? 172 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,700 All right, I'll go. 173 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:09,590 So, Christine, I hope you like your cassage. 174 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:12,810 Oh, oh, it's very nice. 175 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,550 I can't wait to get home and plant it. 176 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,190 Arnold Arts! 177 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,190 Hey, hey! 178 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:25,270 Hi, 179 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:31,390 everybody. Hi, Joyce. Hi, Nick. And I don't believe we've met. 180 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:32,870 Christine Sullivan? 181 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,090 Nick Costanza. 182 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:38,770 Charmed. Whoa, all right, nice. She makes Miss October look like a hog. 183 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:43,850 Listen, I love to sit here and chew the fat, but it's time I whip this herd into 184 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:44,850 shape, huh? 185 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:45,970 There you go. 186 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,790 That Nick is such a character. 187 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:50,490 Isn't he, though? 188 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:54,790 So, Joyce, do you work? 189 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,270 Oh, not me. 190 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:59,050 I'm a full -time housewife and mother of seven. 191 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,570 Oh, that's wonderful. 192 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:02,970 I love children. 193 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,480 Oh, well, then you better get started pretty soon. 194 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:07,420 Tick -tock, tick -tock. 195 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,140 Art's always wanted kids. 196 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,760 Hey, is this thing on? 197 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,600 Welcome, fellow buffaloes, to our annual banquet. 198 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,560 Hey, 199 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,260 how about that dinner, huh? 200 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,520 All right, all right, hold on to your seats. Now it's time for the moment 201 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,520 all been waiting for. 202 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,260 The announcement of the three lucky women who will compete for the sought 203 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,900 title of Buffalo Queen. 204 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:42,860 Art, what is Buffalo Queen? 205 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:47,300 Only the most sacred honor as buffaloes can bestow upon a woman of the opposite 206 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:53,540 sex. The judges select the nominees based on personality, individuality, and 207 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:54,540 best presumptuous. 208 00:11:55,760 --> 00:12:00,760 And the finalists are... Doris Marlion. 209 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,560 to the stage, huh? 210 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360 Art, 211 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,140 Art, Art, I don't think I can do this. All aboard, sweet cakes. 212 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,480 Art, no, I can't. 213 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,780 I must be dreaming. 214 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:39,180 Hey, don't worry. I won't bite. Not with my wife watching. 215 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,840 She also does weddings. 216 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,560 Boy, Christine, she's going to be real tough to beat. 217 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,680 Have you figured out what you're going to do yet? 218 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,460 I have no talent to compare with that art. 219 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,700 Are you sure? 220 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,600 Trust me, all I can do is play a little piano. 221 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,760 Well, that's all you got. 222 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:20,040 And now, for our final performance of the evening, how about a nice hand for 223 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,500 Christine Sullivan, huh? 224 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Drake and Aiden. 225 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:32,530 Thank you. Um, I'd like to play a little piece for you I hope you'll all enjoy. 226 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:36,270 Box two -part invention number three in A minor. 227 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,030 A minor. 228 00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,190 Woo! 229 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:56,010 Mac, come on, come on. What's your beef? 230 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,480 Yeah, the lady down at word processing found your document, right? 231 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,280 Yeah, but did she have to put it on every bulletin board in the entire 232 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,400 Well, I guess she thought my dog, Sparky, was worth sharing. 233 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,000 He gave something from the heart, Mac. That's nothing to be ashamed of. 234 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,280 Have you read it? 235 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,840 It's good. Damn good. 236 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,880 All the makings of a classic. A boy, his dog. 237 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,640 Margins who? 238 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,000 Now, everybody in the courthouse knows. 239 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,620 Oh, don't worry about that, Matt. With all the garbage up on these bulletin 240 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,300 boards, you'd have to live a pretty empty life to pay them any notice. 241 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,760 Is everybody's butt as numb as mine? 242 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,860 Seriously, though, with all due respect to the women's movement, are these 243 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,960 contestants hot -looking broads or what, huh? 244 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,100 All right, all right. 245 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,780 All right, what do you say we take a five -minute break, hit the can, recycle 246 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,860 that beer, huh? 247 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:31,340 Oh, but hurry back. We got the foxy boxing competition coming up, so hang in 248 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,340 that. 249 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400 The what? 250 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:34,629 Foxy boxing. 251 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,770 You know, three rounds of jiggle and jab. 252 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:38,869 That's it. 253 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:39,829 I'm out of here. 254 00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:40,830 Hey, what's wrong? 255 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,370 What's wrong? 256 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,710 What's wrong? 257 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:47,090 I put up with your sexist jokes. I sung your stupid song. But if you think I'm 258 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,690 going to get up there and duke it out in front of a bunch of gassed up yahoos, 259 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:53,270 you're grazing in the wrong meadow. You've got something against good, clean 260 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,770 fun. Then why are you here in the first place? Because I was guilted into it. I 261 00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:58,770 didn't want to be here, but I felt sorry for somebody. 262 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,360 Art, I didn't mean for it to come out that way. I'm sorry. 263 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:22,160 What I meant to say was... Look, Christine, I gotta go. 264 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,700 I think I got a bad piece of langostino. 265 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,660 So why don't you catch a cab home, all right? 266 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,460 Art, wait! 267 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,720 All you outdid yourselves tonight, Art. 268 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,780 Smooth move, X -Rax. 269 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,420 That went up. 270 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,780 What could I have been thinking about? 271 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,600 I should have just taken Mom. 272 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,760 But no, I'd take Christine and give her a night of living hell. 273 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,860 That's not true, Art. 274 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,220 Christine, what are you doing here at this hour? 275 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,080 I was just about to ask you the same thing. 276 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,480 Uh, well, uh, yeah, I hired this new kid to help me with the buffing, and I just 277 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,000 wanted to make sure there weren't any dull spots. 278 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,619 Art, these floors are so shiny, a person can see them. 279 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,859 These floors are definitely shiny. 280 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,540 Why don't you go home, Art? 281 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,040 I'm all wound up, and this helps calm me down. 282 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,640 Some people bowl, some people buff. 283 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,260 Watch your feet. 284 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040 Art. 285 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,380 I'm very sorry about what happened tonight. 286 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,020 Oh, what, that? Forget about it. Hey, look. 287 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:43,370 Why would a classy lady like you want to be seen with a toilet monkey like me? 288 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:47,670 Art, why do you keep running yourself into the ground? I happen to think you 289 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,070 have some very nice qualities. 290 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,610 Really? 291 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,330 Like what? 292 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,190 What do you want, examples? 293 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,330 Well, that's the first thing that comes to your mind. 294 00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:01,610 Okay, all right, fine. 295 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:06,790 For example, you are... You're considerate. 296 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,850 Other custodians would just... 297 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,980 Go barging into the ladies' restroom without a warning, but not you. 298 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,139 Now, you're right. 299 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,920 I always shout, coming in! 300 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,840 You know what else is good about you? 301 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520 Offhand, no. 302 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:25,300 You're not superficial or crude or totally insincere like those other 303 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,300 met tonight. 304 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,240 You are a better person. 305 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,320 Yeah, well, you've never seen my bad side. 306 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,360 Yes, I have, Art. 307 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,200 Believe me, I have. 308 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:44,740 So what you're telling me is that under the right circumstances, a girl like you 309 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,480 could fall for a guy like me? 310 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:54,560 Art, you are a very nice man. 311 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,780 And you're one in a million. 312 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,600 Believe me, I'd always treat you right. 313 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:04,620 You would never, ever want for anything. 314 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,190 Oh, you know what? 315 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,290 I got a confession I got to tell you. I led you on. 316 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:46,850 All those nice things I said, huh? All those pretty things I said, it was just 317 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,030 to make you feel better, that's all. 318 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:51,950 If the truth are to be known, you're not even my type. 319 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,810 So what do you say we end it right now? 320 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,830 Before somebody's heart gets broken. 321 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,630 sexual harassment file? 322 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,590 It's my papers. 323 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,310 My dog, Sparky, is everywhere. 324 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:58,590 It's a juggernaut, Mac. You can't stop it. 325 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:03,990 Oh, I found him. Girls, this is Mr. 326 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,290 Robinson. 327 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:12,290 Can we help you, ladies? 328 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:16,650 Oh, we just wanted to tell Mr. Robinson how much we loved his story. 329 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,760 I especially like that part where after Sparky ran away, you found his tattered 330 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,840 little chew toy. 331 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:28,140 Oh, it's okay. I got over it pretty fast. 332 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:33,100 Mr. Robinson, we understand the pain you're still feeling. 333 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:34,960 Oh, no, you don't. 334 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:41,100 That's why everybody in the secretarial pool chipped in to buy you this little 335 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,340 present. Lily? 336 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,440 Go to... 337 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:53,130 No, not another word. That look on your face is thanks enough. 338 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:57,910 Come on, girls. 339 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:07,410 Mac, big guy, you did it. You brought out something beautiful in people by 340 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,190 sharing a part of your life. 341 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:13,750 Harry, I made the whole damn story up. 342 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,730 What? 343 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,200 You never had a dog named Sparky? Oh, hell no! 344 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,820 I'm allergic to dogs. 345 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360 Hey, 346 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,940 you gotta take him, Harry. Oh, no, no, Max. No, no. 347 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,880 I live in an apartment. House rules. No dogs, no cats, no talk show hosts. 348 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,580 Well, I gotta give you up, so don't look at me with those big brown eyes. 349 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,300 Oh, he looked at me, Harry. 350 00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:49,470 So, Miss Sullivan, how was your evening with Art? 351 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,230 Late. Oh? 352 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:54,690 Yeah. We talked, and then he buffed all night. 353 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:58,030 Art? Buffed all night? 354 00:22:58,970 --> 00:22:59,970 The floor. 355 00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,490 He buffed the floor. 356 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,530 Honestly. Ah. So, did you two get along all right? 357 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,570 Actually, he was the best thing about the evening. 358 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:12,390 And say what you will, that man knows his wax. 359 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,520 Before somebody gets hurt. 360 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,280 Hey, guys, what's new?